TV Quotes

“You have to come back because you belong with me!”
– Olivia, Fringe

“I thought you might have teleported to New York in your sleep and killed her. Wouldn’t that have been wondrous?”
– Walter, Fringe

“And I have no idea how to bring our Olivia back. It’s all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulation and he fell right into her vagenda.”
– Walter, Fringe

“Hey! That’s a lot of product. I’m in a Prius!”
– Nancy, Weeds

“Where’s my Armageddon bag? ”
– Doug, Weeds

“What you did was thoughtless, reckless, dimwitted, unprofessional…” Veronica yelled at us for half an hour. Finally, she ran out of adjectives. And was done – “…vertical and lactose intolerant.”

– Veronica and Ted,  Better Off Ted

“I always thought Veronica lives here.” “Me too.” “She just finds a comfortable chair and *whirrr* powers down for the night.”
– Phil and Lem,  Better Off Ted

“I can’t stand that Veronica makes fun of me in meetings. If the boss doesn’t respect me, other people won’t. Including the little Linda in my head. And even on a good day, that little bitch won’t shut up.”
– Linda, Better Off Ted

“Anyway, it’s really quite simple. You take a person’s most marked physical feature, compare it to genitalia–male, female, or animal–and end with the suffix “-bag,” “-wipe”, or “-muncher.” – Phil  “You could also add an optional reference to excretion from any of the glorious openings offered by the human body.”
– Lem Better Off Ted

“Oh, my God. Maybe we’re evil scientists.”
“(laughs manically) I’m sorry. I laugh like that when faced with an unpleasant truth. That’s why I got thrown out of that Al Gore movie.”
– Lem and Phil, Better Off Ted

“I will bring Sasuke back for sure. This is a promise of a lifetime.”
– Naruto

“There’s some milk in the fridge that is about to go bad….and there it goes.”
“There are 96 ridges on every checker…except this one”
– Bobby Hill (From that episode of King of the Hill where he takes A.D.D. meds and gets super smart.)